@iAmJuddy: You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list.
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@CMFC99: So me and my demons are gonna have a few bloody mary's and see where the day takes us. Would you and your demons like to tag along?
@unmehlievable: Cop 1: "The victim has a dozen bullet wounds to the head, Sarge" Sarge: *Can't remember what a dozen means* Sarge: "Clearly suicide, bag him up"
@iwearaonesie: Pooh: There's a rumbly in my tumbly Piglet: What? Pooh: There's. A. Rumbly. In. My. Tumbly Piglet: Pooh: I'm hungry Piglet: Say that then