I’m NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet
You say lasagna. I say spaghetti cake. Because my 3 year old won’t eat lasagna.
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TEACHER: can you hold it?
ME: probably not. my hands aren’t very good at retaining liquid
before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do
How do I like eggs?
Ummm…in a cake!
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to
Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I’ve just always had a passion for making people feel bad
If you see a dog locked in a car on a hot day, it’s legal to teach it how to hotwire the vehicle and drive off in search of a better life.
i never would have bought this abandoned lighthouse if i knew that the city wouldn’t let me drop watermelons from the top
Foot: don’t ask me I’m a foot
CDC: Stop that.