My relative’s friend posted this. Wypipo so desperate to make the #LasVegasShooting about brown people #LasVegas
You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror.
(I’ve locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)
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Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football.
I would do anything for love. But I won’t do that. Or that. That’s not looking good either.
yep, everyone’s life is still better than mine
ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren.
H: “What do you want for Valentine’s Day?”
“Pick something else.”
“A different puppy.”
So excited! I’m taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me.
Nolege is power biches!
Date: my worst fear is not living up to my own expectations. You?
Me: that if I ever lay across a piano while I’m singing it won’t hold me.
Game of Thrones, at its core, has always been a show about how much it sucks to be a horse
I can make just about anything happen simply by hoping it won’t.
My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey’s Anatomy……so I ordered the first 5 seasons.