@bea_ker

You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror.

(I’ve locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)

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@paopao619

My relative’s friend posted this. Wypipo so desperate to make the #LasVegasShooting about brown people #LasVegas

@LurkAtHomeMom

Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football.

@prufrockluvsong

I would do anything for love. But I won’t do that. Or that. That’s not looking good either.

@rons_post

*opens instagram*

yep, everyone’s life is still better than mine

*closes instagram*

*opens twitter*

ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren.

@Thrill_Tweeter

H: “What do you want for Valentine’s Day?”

“A puppy.”

“Pick something else.”

“A different puppy.”

@Book_Krazy

So excited! I’m taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me.

Nolege is power biches!

@thenatewolf

Date: my worst fear is not living up to my own expectations. You?

Me: that if I ever lay across a piano while I’m singing it won’t hold me.

@ItsDanSheehan

Game of Thrones, at its core, has always been a show about how much it sucks to be a horse

@tsm560

I can make just about anything happen simply by hoping it won’t.

@BradBroaddus

My wife completely ignores me when she watches Grey’s Anatomy……so I ordered the first 5 seasons.