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@PresTightrhymes: You: Would you like a keto burger?
My Anaconda: No.
@Shock_Monster: Hush little baby,
Don't say a word.
Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat.
@living_marble: Scarecrow: why aren't u scared of me?
Batman: why would...wait. do u think I'm a crow?
SC: ur not a crow?
BM: *hurt* No *quietly* I'm a bat
@Reverend_Scott: [Apple meeting]
We need an honest iPhone 6 slogan.
"How about, iPhone 6: Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices."
Too honest, Carl.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: There should be LEGO movies of everything. LEGO Die Hard. LEGO John Wick. Hell I'd even watch LEGO 50 Shades of Grey.
@waitfortheQ: My superpower is knocking down the same conditioner every time i shower.