@althene: Your body is a temple. Mine is a graveyard.
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@envydatropic: Fact - If you add "ish" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything
@Mostly_Cheese: Homebuyers tip: Bring a little ball to the open house and place it on the floor. If it rolls on its own, then either the house is not level (bad) or the spirit of a young child haunts the property (depends).
@fridaycandy: I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love" but it's actually "floor" .
@shatterpants: When I go to Subway I always bring a pair of pants that are 10 times to big for me and high five all the workers.