@IamJackBoot: Your name is just a compromise. It's the one both your parents didn't hate.
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@TheAlexNevil: "Captain, I do believe a larger vessel might be in order." --Jaws, dubbed for England
@jackiembouvier: I don't wish my ex-husband ill. I just hope he can't ever find a parking spot and that his food is never quite the right temperature.
@faggrat: time zones are so weird like, australia is already in 2018, europe still in 2017 and the US in 1950...so weird lmaoo
@JediGigi: Friend: I need your advice. Me: Wear less eyeshadow. Friend: I meant about my love life. Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Wear less eyeshadow.