@HeyJennyLeone: Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: [Grand Canyon] *His screams echo as he falls to his death* OMG THE ACOUSTICS ARE AMAZING HERE! HOW IS THIS NOT A CONCERT VENUE?
@k_lli: A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work.
@_little_old_me: I was just giving my son a mini-lecture on the phone & he did the whole "Oh, you're breaking up, I can't hear you" thing. I hope his new foster family is nice.
@CheryeDavis: When I was a kid I liked my Jack in the Box...But now I prefer my Jack in the Bottle.