@NicestHippo: You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn
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@patrickmarkryan: *filming the Buick commercial with Matthew McConaughey* "the leather keeps sticking to my back" "for the last time Matt keep ur shirt on"
@LuvPug: *puts 7 pairs of yoga pants on counter* Cashier: planning on getting in shape I see Me: god no, these are the only pants that fit me now
@LoveNLunchmeat: There are two types of people: those who love terrible puns, and those who are no pun.