You’re either passionately pro or anti-cilantro, there is no middle ground.

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Matthew 4:23


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1) Be smoking hot
2) Be thin
3) Be a pig
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Date: do you wanna come up for coffee?

Me: no thanks. I hate stairs

Date: coffee means sex

Me: how many stairs?


In my 32 years this is what I’ve learned about women:

1.) “No” means no

2.) “Maybe” means no

3.) “Yes” means maybe


youtube led me to this guy who opens old military ration kits. he just ate a cracker from the civil war. im locked in for this quarantine