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@Contwixt: You're only as smart as the dumbest thing you've ever said on the Internet.
@JenAshleyWright: Oh you "like women?" Cool, name three of their early works.
@HatfieldAnne: Want air conditioning on the shuttle bus? Open a window, Your Majesty.
@bourgeoisalien: Fun prank: tell your kid World War II ended by the Americans dropping an F-bomb on Japan. Then later when his teacher calls, act shocked.
@SortaBad: A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house
@TheSepticHermit: Tried belly dancing but ended up looking like an insect about to die.