@Contwixt: You're only as smart as the dumbest thing you've ever said on the Internet.
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@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?
@shkeeber: I can't diet because it would devastate the local fast food economy, and frankly, I just don't think I could live with that kind of guilt.
@vulcan_kelly: I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall