What if the brown ones are just clear M&M’s
You’re pretty cocky for someone with such a small…
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*pours wine* This is my blood
*plays Montell Jordan* THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
*Apostles go nuts*
Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent.
The lady at the bakery who draws her eyebrows on is looking extra surprised today
This is the tale of Callie who started a service to provide fortune telling and hypnotism while driving people around. As time went on her clairvoyance weakened but her suggestive power grew.
Uber Callie fragile mystic expert at hypnosis
Sometimes I purposefully dress my toddler in mismatched pajamas just to make my wife’s head explode.
Why are they called drug mules instead of methengers?
I thought secret rooms would play a bigger role in my adult life. Like the kind of room you access by pulling a book on a shelf or pressing a certain stone on a wall or pulling on a sconce. Also where are all the trap doors?
Hostage negotiator: I don’t quite get your demands.
*puts salt and pepper in shopping cart, pushes real good
Yesterday was the shortest day of the year until I read your blog.