You people who pull back the shower curtain checking for psycopathic murderers … if you find one, what’s your plan?
You’re soft. You don’t know what Sesame St was like before Elmo.
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Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
My friend told me I’m delusional. I almost fell of my rhino…
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How to piss me off: rearrange the grocery store.
How to send me into a psychotic rage: rearrange the liquor store.
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7:43 pm: I am in an argument with my girlfriend and my anger is justified
7:51 pm: I have just apologized for the Salem Witch Trials
Breaking News ….. international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven’t got anything to wear
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I’m very disappointed with all of you.
You wouldn’t believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school.