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@murrman5: "you're too polite"
I am not
[two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn't usually bark at strangers

“you’re too polite”
I am not
[two weeks earlier while my house is being robbed] sorry he doesn’t usually bark at strangers

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