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@HomeProbably: You've said it before and I'll say it again
@morbidgrrrl: i thought about this and shot snot
@SirEviscerate: DOMINOS PIZZA TRACKER: Your pizza was just flushed down the toilet!
MICHELANGELO: oh hell yeah
@WilliamAder: Arrogant Co-Worker: Do you have any idea how many years of education I have?
Me: Don't feel bad, I got held back a couple of times myself.
@Hobo_Splendido: Found a half empty bottle of salad dressing in the woods. Not sure how kids party nowadays but I don't think I can hang.
@onion_an: Me: I was so happy before I lost my forearms in that shark attack
Therapist: How do you feel now?
Me: With my elbows