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@briangaar: Zooey Deschanel always looks like she's been shown a card trick
@cULTMOTHER: told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"
it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.
@Hurly_Burly: Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool
That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it.
@sistersome: doing some research
@fro_vo: *gently places finger on caroler's lips*
you had me at "O come"
@Elizasoul80: Me: "I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself."
Twitter: lol, you said "came".