@Kalarlis: 007 is fired, becomes a scientist. He opens meetings with, "The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond." Everyone laughs. He cries in the supply closet.
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@lilgapeach32: Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!
@FussySaffa: Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie
@Marlebean: It's good to make mistakes in front of your children to teach them they don't have to be perfect. And also the truth that you're a moron.