@Kalarlis: 007 is fired, becomes a scientist. He opens meetings with, "The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond." Everyone laughs. He cries in the supply closet.
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@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
@GrumpyBahr: Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!
@Thunderhunk3000: Missed connection: you were washing your car in a bathing suit. I rode past your house 78 times. You threw a rock at me.