@mattewe02

just melted five butterfingers together and made a butterfist

@SnaccbarRedux

Athena: Hey if someone were to hypothetically curse you and turn your hair into your greatest fear what would it be

Medusa: probably snakes I’ve always hated them

Athena: interesting

Medusa: why

Athena:

Medusa: *nervous sweating* Athena why would you ask me that

@MNateShyamalan

making up a lame excuse to bail on plans
– transparent
– not cool dude
– you always do this

“i can’t go… because of the curse”
– woah
– sounds serious
– not gonna ask too many questions
– i’ll just cancel next week’s plans too, hope u get this thing sorted out

@nise_shi

maybe less RPGs would be about killing god if gods stopped playing absolutely banging tunes whenever someone tries to kill them

@Writepop

When you hire me, I should be able to make HR click an “I agree to the terms and conditions” button like installing software updates. A month later, they ask why I didn’t show up to work on Monday and I laugh and say “Looks like somebody didn’t read page 147.”

@OwensDamien

Saw Dune last night. Man, that is one sandy movie. Up there with the two sandiest movies of all time, Lawrence of Arabia and Grease.

@SketchesbyBoze

what I love in every old-timey photo of women dressing up their cats is how peeved the cats look