Why are the boxes of Apple products made better than their cords?…


It’s finally mandatory for people to stay 6 feet away from me.


According to my email junk folder, I am a very successful Bitcoin trader.


I think illegal drugs are just the government trying to teach the metric system on the sly.



Absolutely no one:

No one on the face of the planet:

Every business I’ve ever traded with since 1981: Let me tell you what we’re doing and/or not doing about Covid-19


An exclamation point is just a lowercase L on its period