@Ant_F3ltz
Why are the boxes of Apple products made better than their cords?…
@Ant_F3ltz
@MasterOfFury
It’s finally mandatory for people to stay 6 feet away from me.
@_little_old_me
According to my email junk folder, I am a very successful Bitcoin trader.
@OhNoSheTwitnt
Ok… (slowly closes laptop and hurls it into the sea)
@BipolarBearDick
I think illegal drugs are just the government trying to teach the metric system on the sly.
@CauseWereGuys
Give this kid an A+
@stephaniemain2
😂😂
@jollyrobber
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
No one on the face of the planet:
Every business I’ve ever traded with since 1981: Let me tell you what we’re doing and/or not doing about Covid-19
@chairkeyre
An exclamation point is just a lowercase L on its period
@brettminor
Simple instructions to get through this year unscathed
