
Tomorrow implies the existence of Frommorrow. And also Tomorcolumn. And Tomandrow! Man, these daiquiris are strong…
Tomorrow implies the existence of Frommorrow. And also Tomorcolumn. And Tomandrow! Man, these daiquiris are strong…
Waiter: Will you be dining alone tonight, sir?
Me: Yes. And I can hear the judgment in your voice, garçon. Did my mom put you up to this?
Toddler: I have a cute fat belly, you have a fat belly
Me:
Me: What are you doing sweet girl
4yo: Making my dolls eat brains.Help.
A couple friends who met at my bbq 10 years ago just got engaged.
I remember her asking me if he was some kind of criminal.
I hate it when I wear my favourite red cape and don’t get eaten by a wolf.
This will be the last time you see this meme on your TL.
Her : Let me see your big stuff baby.
Me: *sends a pic of my bills*
fellas is it cheating to call people by their names
Having a reputation for being irresponsible gets me out of having to do a lot of stuff.