@mattewe02
just melted five butterfingers together and made a butterfist
@mattewe02
@SnaccbarRedux
Athena: Hey if someone were to hypothetically curse you and turn your hair into your greatest fear what would it be
Medusa: probably snakes I’ve always hated them
Athena: interesting
Medusa: why
Athena:
Medusa: *nervous sweating* Athena why would you ask me that
@MNateShyamalan
making up a lame excuse to bail on plans
– transparent
– not cool dude
– you always do this“i can’t go… because of the curse”
– woah
– sounds serious
– not gonna ask too many questions
– i’ll just cancel next week’s plans too, hope u get this thing sorted out
@nise_shi
maybe less RPGs would be about killing god if gods stopped playing absolutely banging tunes whenever someone tries to kill them
@Writepop
When you hire me, I should be able to make HR click an “I agree to the terms and conditions” button like installing software updates. A month later, they ask why I didn’t show up to work on Monday and I laugh and say “Looks like somebody didn’t read page 147.”
@StainsQueen
Relationship status: Pringle
@deloisivete
Have kids, they said
@OwensDamien
Saw Dune last night. Man, that is one sandy movie. Up there with the two sandiest movies of all time, Lawrence of Arabia and Grease.
@KrangTNelson
ME (a plane scientist): ah yes, the plane is clearly thirsty
@SketchesbyBoze
what I love in every old-timey photo of women dressing up their cats is how peeved the cats look
