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@edfoxcomedy: 1) Bake cake.
2) Don't cut it into pieces.
3) Eat the whole thing.
4) Claim I ate "only one piece of cake."

1) Bake cake.
2) Don’t cut it into pieces.
3) Eat the whole thing. 
4) Claim I ate “only one piece of cake.”

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