@iYoungKhalifa: 1 in 3 Americans, weighs as much as the other 2...!!
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@WildeThingy: [revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face.
@SeanINCypress: If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared.
@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot
@TheToddWilliams: COP: Do you realize you were speeding back there? ME: Can you be sure it wasn't just the planet slowing down? COP: I'm listening