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@rolldiggity: 1. Loan someone a pocket knife.
2. Take it back by wrapping it in a rag.
3. Explain you need a knife with someone else's prints on it.

1. Loan someone a pocket knife. 
2. Take it back by wrapping it in a rag.
3. Explain you need a knife with someone else’s prints on it.

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