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@MartinPilgrim1: 1.Not leaving my room
2.Not leaving the house
3.Missing someone's birthday party

My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.

1.Not leaving my room
2.Not leaving the house
3.Missing someone’s birthday party

My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.

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