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@TheCatWhisprer: [1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving]
PEOPLE: won't be me
[1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball]
PEOPLE: you never know

[1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving]
PEOPLE: won’t be me
[1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball]
PEOPLE: you never know

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