@GSElevator: #1: Too many people still answer the phone like they don't know who's calling.
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@DanMentos: date: So what do you do? me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist date: Oh wow fox: and a ventriloquist
@Fickle_Filly: Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go clubbing.
@JermHimselfish: Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet.
@michael_hendrix: Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.