@GSElevator: #1: Too many people still answer the phone like they don't know who's calling.
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@Coolisiana: *saves baby from burning building* "How can I ever repay you?!" Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*
@mdob11: Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza.
@Scdavis24: You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work.