@elwaytotheend: 10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule.
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@AmberTozer: Wish I had a neck like an owl so when a guy is spooning me right after sex I could turn my head all the way around and say that was awful
@oolah: If you replace phrase “Americans think” with “Americans with landlines who answer unsolicited calls think” it all makes so much more sense.
@LosLos__: And then God said: Let women have infallible memory. But technology said: And screenshots, just in casies.
@UrplePingo: LOL there's like 20 guys w/ "Female Body Inspector" windbreakers that's hilarious they're seizing my hard drive & business records LMAO