@MummaCrazy: 10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is.
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@Savage_Scavange: Never really had a nickname in my life.. Except maybe that one time a bunch of chumps called me "The defendant" for a full day.
@aspaul: I like my sentences like I like my women: awkward but with good colon usage and regular periods.
@AimeeHelene1: Him: The ceiling is dripping water!! Me: No, that's just God crying. *panics thinking about the ice castle I built for my stolen penguin*
@Smug_Lemur: The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation.