@maxlavergne: 100% per cent of survey respondents said: help us get out of this tall tree. we didn't know this survey involved being stuck in a tree
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Parkerlawyer: It's 10:25pm and one of my kids just came downstairs and asked what's for dinner. I guess I need to start doing head counts from now on.
@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.
@truegritrumble: (People Touring My House 50 Years After I Die) TOUR GUIDE: And over here we found a second secret room ALSO full of bacon.