@Boba_Photo: $1,000/hour for an escort? No thanks. I've been crossing the street by myself for free since I was 6.
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@FeelingEuphoric: "Treat yourself," they say. "No, wait—not like that—" But it is too late. I have baked myself into an eclair
@noog: Spider: Why don't you like us? Most us are harmless and we kill all the bugs in your house? We just want to help Humans: EW EW EW EW OMG