@Boba_Photo: $1,000/hour for an escort? No thanks. I've been crossing the street by myself for free since I was 6.
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@JulieSnark: Show me your nuts. Show me you’re nuts. See how important the “you’re” “your” thing is?
@GrumpyBahr: Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move.