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@funnyordie: Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler.
@radtoria: Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and
@loribuckmajor: Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.