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@TheToddWilliams: Young MacDonald had a farm, Heavy GMO. The corn's pest-free but side effects, Are more or less unknown.
@EndhooS: [Dinner with GFs parents] *Does shadow puppet of a bird* "Thats great but I asked what you do for a living?" Um *smooths tie* I'm unemployed
@IamEnidColeslaw: I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze