@mydanimarie: 127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can
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@KeetPotato: burglar: [breaks into house] my dog: "BARK BARK BARK BARK" burglar: [strokes dog's head] my dog: "i have misjudged this very nice man"
@eyeswidebutt: if a bear is attacking you play dead and then play resurrection this will cause the bear to either worship u or deny ur existence
@RobinMcCauley: AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.