@mydanimarie: 127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can
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@Contwixt: You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program.
@Parker_Simpson: Hey guys keep up the "Bush did 9/11" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears
@Travon: Flight attendant: "will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?" Me: "yes" In my head: "No we're all gonna die"
@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.