@mydanimarie: 127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can
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@SteveSuckington: [talking to daughter's art major boyfriend] "You know who else had a pointy beard? Satan."
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears
@imchriskelly: Someone just tweeted something vague that made me think a celeb had died so I googled "dead." No dice! Thank god---hang in there, celebs!
@catmarstru: "shaved carrots instead of cheese" lol okay Vogue thanks for the diet advice those totally taste the same