@DamienFahey: 13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline
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@SCBamaMan: I'll be signing books at the library tomorrow from 2-4pm (or until that librarian calls the cops again). Come on out!
@mattZillaaaa: *lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles
@astutenewf: Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags? Me: Kidding? At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.