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@SmokeyDokey43: 1:40am. I get up to pee and step on a squeaky dog toy.

He grabs a bat by the bed and yells, "Fried chicken!"

So are the days of our lives.

1:40am. I get up to pee and step on a squeaky dog toy.

He grabs a bat by the bed and yells, “Fried chicken!”

So are the days of our lives.

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