@KrunkedRobot: 15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk.
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@JosesLovesYou: For a hero, it's pretty cool that Mario is just a dude who ignores his real job, does mushrooms and smashes his head into things all day.
@Brampersandon_:  ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader
@WritePlay: ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that