@KrunkedRobot: 15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk.
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@GrantTanaka: When someone asks me how my day is, I like to say "Still kinda pissed about Hiroshima," & then start swearing in Japanese.
@shegotagronk: Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.
@Bob_Janke: I still say a wasp's nest chucked through the window would be the ideal way to end any hostage situation. Nobody's hanging around in there.