@KrunkedRobot: 15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk.
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@mattyglesias: Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server.
@EndhooS: Deer: I have a proposal for you Rabbit: I'm all ears Deer: HAHA I get it, cuz of the whole big ears thing Rabbit: That's pretty hurtful Jeff
@animaldrumss: To those out there who have accused me of selling out, of abandoning my beliefs and values to climb the social ladder: uh... yeah. yes.