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@hunz74: 16 Y.O. employee: "There's a dirty diaper outside. What do I do with it?"
Me: "Is there a live baby in it?"
Him: "No."
Me: "Throw it away."

16 Y.O. employee: “There’s a dirty diaper outside. What do I do with it?”
Me: “Is there a live baby in it?”
Him: “No.”
Me: “Throw it away.”

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