@DougStanhope: 16 year olds can vote in Scotland. That's ok because they've been drinking since they were 9 and understand disillusionment.
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@ObscureGent: Since 1994 my New Year resolution has been the same. Don't get murdered by Courtney Love.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm not a stupid person. I have a college degree. But I'll never understand how a fan can collect so much dust when it's constantly moving.
@UnFitz: Food shopping after I’ve eaten: “That’ll be $56.93.” Food shopping when I’m hungry: “That be $1,432.68. Do you need someone to assist you with your cart train?”