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@TheHyyyype: 16yo [talking w friend]: fam that's lit af, tell bae and the squad that it's on fleek

PARENT: *calls 911* i think my kid's having a seizure

16yo [talking w friend]: fam that’s lit af, tell bae and the squad that it’s on fleek PARENT: *calls 911* i think my kid’s having a seizure
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