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@pleatedjeans: [1st date]
me: do you want kids?
her: Yes
me: GREAT [pulls 7 babies out from under table] HERE'S MINE HAVE FUN GOTTA GO

[1st date]
me: do you want kids?
her: Yes
me: GREAT [pulls 7 babies out from under table] HERE’S MINE HAVE FUN GOTTA GO

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