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@ojedge: [1st date]

Me: [putting my jacket over my dates shoulders]

Her: "Thank you but I'm not cold"

Me: [covering her awful dress] "Yes you are"

[1st date]

Me: [putting my jacket over my dates shoulders]

Her: “Thank you but I’m not cold”

Me: [covering her awful dress] “Yes you are”

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