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@KeetPotato: [1st day as cop]
captain: "why did you call for back up"
me: "there was a fly in my car"
swat team leader: "what exactly do you think we do"

[1st day as cop]
captain: “why did you call for back up”
me: “there was a fly in my car”
swat team leader: “what exactly do you think we do”

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