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@DanKCharnley: [1st day as undercover cop]
*approaches drugdealer*
Me: "Yes hello I'd like to purchase one crack and two marijuanas please!"
*gets stabbed*

[1st day as undercover cop]
*approaches drugdealer*
Me: “Yes hello I’d like to purchase one crack and two marijuanas please!”
*gets stabbed*

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