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@Fred_Delicious: [2 detectives are at a murder scene]
"my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?"
...
"a lasagne driving a car?"
"Exactly"

[2 detectives are at a murder scene]
“my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?”
…
“a lasagne driving a car?”
“Exactly”

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