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@Fred_Delicious: [2 dogs eating dinner]
"u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great"
[stops chewing]
"why does this taste like chocolate"

[2 dogs eating dinner]
“u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great”
[stops chewing]
“why does this taste like chocolate”

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