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@hippieswordfish: *2 pieces of bread being held hostage*
bread 1: any way you slice it we're toast
bread 2: we're dead wheat

me: did my breakfast just talk

*2 pieces of bread being held hostage*
bread 1: any way you slice it we’re toast
bread 2: we’re dead wheat

me: did my breakfast just talk

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