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@Tmoney68: [2 T-Rex's getting drunk]

"I'm wasted."

"Me too. You know how bad?"

"Don't say it again."

"I can't feel my face."

"Goddammit, Kevin."

[2 T-Rex’s getting drunk]

“I’m wasted.”

“Me too. You know how bad?”

“Don’t say it again.”

“I can’t feel my face.”

“Goddammit, Kevin.”

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