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@LaceyNycole: 2-year-old: *points to my belly* Baby!

Me: Yep, there's a baby in there! Will you love it?

2: I eat it.

Well that escalated quickly.

2-year-old: *points to my belly* Baby!

Me: Yep, there’s a baby in there! Will you love it?

2: I eat it.

Well that escalated quickly.

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