@slimmy_shady: 20% of traffic accidents involve deer.Who allowed deer to drive in the first place?
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@truegritrumble: PRO SURVIVAL TIP: Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic.
@ch000ch: would love to see a prequel to Titanic where we see Jack completely unable to climb onto a floating pool toy and we all go "ahh makes sense"