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@Sean_Burgundy_: [ 3 AM ]

Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded

Me: Do you have snacks in your car?

Friend: No

Me: *Hangs up

[ 3 AM ]

Friend: I got a flat and I’m stranded 

Me: Do you have snacks in your car? 

Friend: No

Me: *Hangs up

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