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@XplodingUnicorn: 3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?

Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet.

3-year-old:

Wife:

3-year-old: Babies are lazy.

3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?

Pregnant wife: No, honey. She’s not ready yet.

3-year-old:

Wife:

3-year-old: Babies are lazy.

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