@HannahAntics: 30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.
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@Home_Halfway: I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your "scary" battle at Normandy, grandpa.
@tigersgoroooar: Killer with knife to my throat: it's ironic how you're about to die in your living room. Me: actually, that's not really what ironic means.
@ThatRascalPuff: No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*