@HannahAntics: 30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.
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@hotmessminushot: I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life.
@GauravBlue4ever: Church: Follow Jesus. Me: Does he follow back? Church: .. Me: .. Church: .. Me: Shoutout for shoutout??
@ClichedOut: Baby Judge: You're sentenced to 3 jars of strained peas. *baby bailiffs drop their squeaky toys* *an infant juror spits up*