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@LipLush1: 30 seconds left on the microwave

~ Women:
set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone

~ Men:
do the space shuttle countdown

30 seconds left on the microwave 

~ Women:  
set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone 

~ Men:  
do the space shuttle countdown

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